Above my reaction, after learning I took not one but two red-eye flights only to have two of my interviewers call in via videoconference from across the fucking campus and or town.
Hey, assholes how about letting me skype into the interview next time and only fly me across the continent once you sure you want to hire me.
Admittedly, my mood was already low after being accommodated at one of the shittiest hotels I’ve ever stayed at and also the first one to run out of the fucking key cards at check-in. And don’t even start me on breakfast.
“So why do you want to join us”, they asked. “I could really use an offer right now to leverage a deal at some other places I applied”, would have been my honest answer. Fingers crossed.